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		<title>Epic Turtle&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 19:17:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He may or may not be &#8220;teenage&#8221;.
He&#8217;s not &#8220;mutant&#8221;.
But he is, without a doubt, a NINJA TURTLE.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He may or may not be &#8220;teenage&#8221;.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s not &#8220;mutant&#8221;.</p>
<p>But he is, without a doubt, a <a href="http://www.fukung.net/v/14519/542da7f64fc48504241bf012390cdff9.gif">NINJA TURTLE</a>.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Mosque&#8221; at &#8220;Ground Zero&#8221;  ??</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 02:15:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elf</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I&#8217;ve heard this debate for a while&#8230; 
I honestly have thought that the Islamic Community of New York wanted to build a MOSQUE somewhere like, across the street or something, from Ground Zero.  I thought, &#8220;meh?  That&#8217;d probably weird people out, but hey.  Free country.&#8221;  
Turns out&#8230;.
A) it&#8217;s not a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, I&#8217;ve heard this debate for a while&#8230; </p>
<p>I honestly have thought that the Islamic Community of New York wanted to build a MOSQUE somewhere like, across the street or something, from Ground Zero.  I thought, &#8220;meh?  That&#8217;d probably weird people out, but hey.  Free country.&#8221;  </p>
<p>Turns out&#8230;.</p>
<p>A) it&#8217;s not a Mosque.  (It&#8217;s a community center.)<br />
B) it&#8217;s not even at Ground Zero.  (It&#8217;s several blocks away.)</p>
<p>Thank you to Cracked.com for the following article:  </p>
<p><a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-reasons-the-ground-zero-mosque-debate-makes-no-sense/">http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-reasons-the-ground-zero-mosque-debate-makes-no-sense/</a></p>
<p>This is why I don&#8217;t get bent-out-of-shape about this kind of thing&#8230;. there are always REAL FACTUAL DETAILS that the press seems to leave out&#8230;.</p>
<p>&#8211;Emily</p>
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		<title>School!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 21:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elf</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I love school.
Over the summer, I began to wonder what it was I liked about school&#8230; the classes I was taking were just so PLEH.
But then I got back into REAL classes:
Vertebrate Reproduction (BYS 318)
Astrobiology (AST 210)
Psychobiology (BYS 437)
Organic Chemistry 2 (CH 332)
Organic Chem 2 Lab (Ch 336)
It&#8217;s 13 credit hours, and I&#8217;m LOVING IT. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love school.</p>
<p>Over the summer, I began to wonder what it was I liked about school&#8230; the classes I was taking were just so PLEH.</p>
<p>But then I got back into REAL classes:</p>
<p>Vertebrate Reproduction (BYS 318)<br />
Astrobiology (AST 210)<br />
Psychobiology (BYS 437)<br />
Organic Chemistry 2 (CH 332)<br />
Organic Chem 2 Lab (Ch 336)</p>
<p>It&#8217;s 13 credit hours, and I&#8217;m LOVING IT.  I&#8217;m absolutely enthralled.  This term, it&#8217;s ALL ABOUT HORMONES.  <img src='http://www.elfination.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  Vertebrate Reproduction - we&#8217;re studying cortisol, androgens, estrogens, and progestins; Psychobiology covers just about ALL of the pituitary hormones&#8230; and the Organic Chem is the STRUCTURES of all that stuff.  <img src='http://www.elfination.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
(Astrobiology is kind of a different story, but no worries, it&#8217;s still plenty fun!) </p>
<p>I&#8217;m just so happy to be back in the saddle.  <img src='http://www.elfination.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>I thought it was broken already&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 05:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elf</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, I stopped at the storage closet at my ex&#8217;s apartment building to get a couple of boxes.  I was on my way to Wolf&#8217;s with laundry (his grandmother is so kind, she lets me do laundry there, and she&#8217;s got the world&#8217;s BIGGEST washer, which is awesome)&#8230;  I glanced through a couple [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday, I stopped at the storage closet at my ex&#8217;s apartment building to get a couple of boxes.  I was on my way to Wolf&#8217;s with laundry (his grandmother is so kind, she lets me do laundry there, and she&#8217;s got the world&#8217;s BIGGEST washer, which is awesome)&#8230;  I glanced through a couple of boxes, just looking for something that might have interesting stuff in it.  I grabbed two likely candidates, and was startled by Barrett walking into the breezeway.</p>
<p>I wasn&#8217;t just startled by someone coming up behind me; I was startled in another part of my brain&#8230; some part that said, &#8220;Hey! I know you! Aren&#8217;t I supposed to hug you, and kiss you hello?&#8221;  I didn&#8217;t, of course, do anything (other than exclaim that he&#8217;d startled me).  We traded mild hellos, and I left.</p>
<p>While at Wolf&#8217;s, I took some time to look through the boxes to see what I&#8217;d grabbed.  I gave Wolf his choice of some random playstation games from one box, and I looked at the other.  </p>
<p>I found something so sad: A book-shaped wooden box that I&#8217;d carefully hand-painted and varnished many years ago&#8230; a Valentine&#8217;s Day gift to Barrett from before we were married.  I opened it, sadly thinking of what I&#8217;d find.  The little bear-shaped figurines, some glued or taped to bits of paper with little scenes drawn behind them.  The little notes saying what I loved about him.  The little coupons for snuggling on the couch or backrubs&#8230; things he almost never asked me for.  The little purple hershey-kiss-shaped drop of glass&#8230;</p>
<p>And then&#8230; an index card, with his handwriting.  Something I don&#8217;t remember putting in there, something that could easily be from a long time ago, but just hit me so hard now.  We used to write haiku to each other&#8230;.</p>
<p>You are my treasure<br />
Gorgeous and Precious, Love<br />
I shall miss you much.<br />
&#8211; With Love, Barrett</p>
<p>Oh&#8230;..  </p>
<p>I used to be someone&#8217;s treasure.  Someone&#8217;s precious.  Something someone would miss.  Something to whom someone wrote warm things, with love.</p>
<p>oh.</p>
<p>And my heart breaks into a thousand little ice-cold shards all over again. </p>
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		<title>Epic OMGKITI!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 00:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elf</dc:creator>
		
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Many thanks to Iskandar for finding this&#8230;.
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<p>Many thanks to Iskandar for finding this&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>At Iskandar&#8217;s request&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elf</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>I lol&#8217;d.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 19:29:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elf</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Grades are IN!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 23:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elf</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Both classes (English Comp and Intro to Java) got reported as A- for the term&#8230;. but my GPA doesn&#8217; care about + or -! 
I now have a 3.7 GPA!    WOO!  
AND!  I have the last two freshman requirements DONE!    It&#8217;s all Biology and more Biology from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Both classes (English Comp and Intro to Java) got reported as A- for the term&#8230;. but my GPA doesn&#8217; care about + or -! </p>
<p>I now have a 3.7 GPA!  <img src='http://www.elfination.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  WOO!  </p>
<p>AND!  I have the last two freshman requirements DONE!  <img src='http://www.elfination.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  It&#8217;s all Biology and more Biology from here.  <img src='http://www.elfination.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>&#8211;Emily</p>
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		<title>Rearranging the Apartment</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 20:33:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well&#8230; I&#8217;ve got a few free days &#8217;til school starts for Fall term.  So I&#8217;m cleaning / rearranging the apartment in anticipation of COMPLETELY NEGLECTING IT for four months.    I&#8217;m boosting shelves up on top of shelves, just to get as much vertical space used as possible.  It&#8217;s a challenge, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well&#8230; I&#8217;ve got a few free days &#8217;til school starts for Fall term.  So I&#8217;m cleaning / rearranging the apartment in anticipation of COMPLETELY NEGLECTING IT for four months.  <img src='http://www.elfination.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  I&#8217;m boosting shelves up on top of shelves, just to get as much vertical space used as possible.  It&#8217;s a challenge, but it seems to be working out thus far. <img src='http://www.elfination.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>The apartment is a complete WRECK right now, though.  There&#8217;s NO floor space.  There&#8217;s NOWHERE to walk.  And KB is discovering things he hasn&#8217;t peed on yet&#8230; so he&#8217;s been busy.</p>
<p>I need to find some open wall space to put up my big school calendar.  <img src='http://www.elfination.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   I&#8217;m getting organized, really.  I can&#8217;t wait to have a really nice awesomely clean, organized apartment&#8230; I might be afraid to touch things if it&#8217;s TOO good, though.  <img src='http://www.elfination.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>&#8211;Em</p>
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		<title>Best. Shirt. Evar.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 05:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elf</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, one of many incredibly good T-shirts.  But still.   
Threadless.com has this design available:

And my sister, who&#8217;s the best sister in teh werld, who&#8217;s coming to the area to visit (she&#8217;s got friends down here, too&#8230;) is getting me one.   
THANK YOU, AMY!!  *HUGGLES*
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, one of many incredibly good T-shirts.  But still.  <img src='http://www.elfination.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.threadless.com/product/2396/Math">Threadless.com</a> has this design available:<br />
<img src=http://media.threadless.com//product/2396/zoom.gif></p>
<p>And my sister, who&#8217;s the best sister in teh werld, who&#8217;s coming to the area to visit (she&#8217;s got friends down here, too&#8230;) is getting me one.  <img src='http://www.elfination.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>THANK YOU, AMY!!  *HUGGLES*</p>
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