Comments for elfination

Comment on We lived! by Debbie the CrazyOldLady

Debbie the CrazyOldLady — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:05:12 +0000

Glad you had fun and made it back safely!

Comment on We lived! by CB

CB — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:08:52 +0000

you come across wonderfully refreshed. glad of it <3

Comment on Decent grade, eh? by SuntanMidori

SuntanMidori — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:14:18 +0000

Wow. I would have LOVED to get an 83 in org chem at least once. Alas, this is why i’m now involved with nonprofit management. Congrats, Elfi. You dun well.

Comment on On second thought, to hell with that. by Elf

Elf — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 01:23:20 +0000

I have been trying to research what sorts of wildlife I might expect… especially what sorts of wildlife I need to keep KB safe from…

Apparently, “wild boars” make the list, after “really big owls”.

I have a feeling that if anyone’s gonna need rescuing, it’ll be me, not KB. I can picture the helicopters sending a team down to retrieve me… KB bounces up to them, drooling and snuggling them…. his new reflective flashy-collar having been the thing they saw from the air…

Actually, I’m pretty sure it’s gonna be a great adventure, and I can’t wait. I even got myself a nice little compass, which tends to only be useful if you know what direction you’ve been heading the whole time… But I’ve had lessons in orienteering! And I know how to catch fish! And KB is the scourge of bunnies! We could make this work!!

OK, WORST case scenario, the Blue Buffalo cat food is human-grade.

Comment on On second thought, to hell with that. by Amy

Amy — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:56:27 +0000

*huggles* I just saw the shitfit that Kris posted. God, I’m sorry. I’m home and I love you; will call tomorrow.

Comment on On second thought, to hell with that. by Debbie the CrazyOldLady

Debbie the CrazyOldLady — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:33:57 +0000

KB is going wif yu??? Dat sounz like a gud plan to me!! Enjoy yourself….and stay safe, k?

Comment on On second thought, to hell with that. by CB

CB — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:47:09 +0000

Go Kitteeeee!

Comment on Did I mention I dislike drama? by Debbie the CrazyOldLady

Debbie the CrazyOldLady — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:28:46 +0000

Elfie, my dear….just consider the source of all of this drama…and just ignore them…I know I will.
COL on ICHC

Comment on The manifestation of “lonely” by Elf

Elf — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:42:04 +0000

(anyone else wanna go $10 that she’s back tomorrow?)

Comment on Did I mention I dislike drama? by Elf

Elf — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 23:37:08 +0000

Well, I didn’t actually have a choice. One day I just was told to pack my stuff up and leave. But hey, no worries. If that’s the way you’d like to be about it, I’m good with it.

And I cried when I heard about Dan dying. I can’t imagine why he was ashamed of me, since he died quite some time before charges were brought against me.

As for “Stealing”, Nan was the beneficiary named on the life insurance policy, she’s the only one with legal right to it. Good heavens, Kris Maloney Barnebey, why don’t you take out a life insurance policy on me? That way when I follow your suggestions you’ll have the money back.

If you’d actually left a real email address, I’d have provided you the contact information for a really wonderful man who also hates my guts. The two of you would get on famously, he’d be an excellent provider for your children, and hey! I don’t even have any kids, so you wouldn’t have to worry your pretty little head about him paying child support either. Too bad you missed that opportunity.

Have you tried Xanax? I hear it works wonders for crazy-ass stalkers such as yourself.

Feel free to continue this pathetic cyber-bullying….

–Emily

PS: you’re just mad that I only feel responsible for $3600, since that’s all that benefited me. And yeah, setting up CD’s for the kids was on the list somewhere after “paying a lawyer”, but it was on the list. Because I FELT bad. Actually, I still feel bad. Your kids are gonna need so much therapy to deal with their mother turning into this money-obsessed zombie.

Hey, if anyone would like to send money to help out my departed cousin’s cash-strapped widow (since his other life insurance policies were only about a quarter million…)

Please make checks out to:

Kristine Maloney Barnebey
5708 Brookbank Road
Downers Grove, IL 60516.

Thanks!!