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The lease is re-drafted and as soon as we get our butts in gear, we can go sign it. YAY.

I just spent four hours on my feet selling everything BUT pet food (or, so it seems.) And petting everyone’s dogs. *groan* The host store where I set up my table should pay me for my time too; I’m practically one of their employees. I sell more flea-bath, leashes, harnesses, pet beds, sisal-rope scratchers, kitty-claw trimmers, parakeet supplies, bunny food, and crickets…. than my brand of pet food.

Note to self: “HUMAN-GRADE INGREDIENTS” does not at all mean (and should not be assumed to imply) “TASTES GOOD”. yeah.

How to weird out new customers: Eat the dog kibble.

Why would I like to work for Verizon? Um, in a word? DROID.
Can I keep working full-time during school next term? “sure.” And on a phone interview you can’t see my sly sidelong look that means I’M LYING THROUGH MY TEETH. I’d rather have part-time. But hey, sure, hire me, put me through three weeks of cushiony training. Fine by me.

–Em