elfination

I had a job at DirectBuy in Huntsville for 9 days.

I was doing the best of the new people. I actually got people to come in and become members.

The owner decided I really could get my calls “even tighter”, and toward that end, decided he’d flick paperclips at me whenever he heard me “begging people” on the phone. By “begging people,” he means “thanking them for their time”.

When the first paperclip didn’t really phase me, he pitched a gluestick at me. I was pretty offended. Said we’d have a problem if he hit me with something. We stopped having a problem. It was fine by the end of the night. Justin Manley is a douchebag, to be sure.

I mentioned this to my mom.

She took it upon herself to CALL JUSTIN AT HOME and THREATEN HIM to his wife. (oh, way to make the situation all better, mom, thanks, I’d handled it.)

Seems that they don’t want me to work there any more.

And if any of you out there know my cellphone number, it’s changing very soon. You can email me if I don’t text you to tell you what the new number is.

–Em