A list of WHY questions.
Posted in Comments on the World, LiveJournal Posts (Backdated stuff) on 03/10/2005 02:58 pm by ElfWhy does my garage floor say “FUCK U” on it?
Why do my feet hurt so bad after my day off?
Why is Kismet’s liquid Amoxicillin bubble-gum flavored?
Why is my mother so crazy?
Why is Barrett’s mom so sane?
Why did I dream about bicycling long distances down Rt. 91 to meet up with my mother at some central location? (WTF??)
Seriously, why does my garage floor say “FUCK U” on it?
Why can’t I have the Face of Jesus or the Virgin Mary instead of “FUCK U”? I mean, the house would be worth millions. As it is, I can picture a bunch of goth punks making pilgrimages to my garage. That is amusing.
Why did some moron at the drug company think that cats would enjoy bubble-gum flavored medicine?
